WANTED: US Ambassador to UN Spokesperson
QUALIFICATIONS:
* Marginal literacy (no need for any reading comprehension skills).
* Must be able to impersonate dick cheney talking points and parade around in fine tailored clothes.
* Must be able to tolerate fil.thy foreigners (the UN is just chock full of them) and be able to politely tell them to stop babbling in their non-English language and talk proper!
* Should be able to say, "go pound sand up your ___" fluently in 10 languages.
* Unrestrained verbalization of irrational antipathy toward non-rich people a plus.
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