""I'm spending a lot of time praying for spring," said Mark Boughton, mayor of Danbury, Conn."
I suppose that's due to the lack of volcanoes in Connecticut into which they can fling virgins. Scientific evidence shows that sacrificing virgins is 25% more effective at changing the weather than simple prayer. It's a well-documented fact. Read the Article at HuffingtonPost
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